Terms of Service - Annoying Meatball

Effective Date: January 17, 2026

Welcome to Annoying Meatball. These Terms of Service ("Terms") govern your access to and use of the Annoying Meatball mobile application, website, and related services (collectively, the "Service") provided by Annoying Meatball ("we," "us," or "our"). Please read these Terms carefully before using our Service.

1. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing, downloading, installing, or using the Service, you agree to be bound by these Terms and our Privacy Policy. If you do not agree to these Terms, you may not access or use the Service. These Terms constitute a legally binding agreement between you and Annoying Meatball.

2. Description of Service

Annoying Meatball is an elite AI-powered productivity application providing high-value accountability coaching, automated telephony-based check-ins, and proactive task management. The Service uses artificial intelligence to provide personalized feedback, reminders, and task management features. We reserve the right to modify, suspend, or discontinue any aspect of the Service at any time.

3. Eligibility and Account Registration

You must be at least 13 years old to use the Service. If you are under 18, you represent that you have your parent's or guardian's permission to use the Service. To access certain features, you may be required to create an account. You agree to:

Provide accurate, current, and complete information during registration
Maintain and update your account information to keep it accurate
Maintain the security of your account credentials
Accept responsibility for all activities that occur under your account
Notify us immediately of any unauthorized use of your account

4. User Conduct and Responsibilities

You agree to use the Service only for lawful purposes and in accordance with these Terms. You agree not to:

Violate any applicable local, state, national, or international law or regulation
Transmit any content that is unlawful, harmful, threatening, abusive, harassing, defamatory, vulgar, obscene, or otherwise objectionable
Impersonate any person or entity or falsely state or misrepresent your affiliation with any person or entity
Interfere with or disrupt the Service or servers or networks connected to the Service
Attempt to gain unauthorized access to the Service, other accounts, computer systems, or networks
Reverse engineer, decompile, or disassemble any portion of the Service
Use automated systems (bots, scrapers) to access the Service without our express written permission
Collect or harvest any information from the Service for any commercial purpose

5. Intellectual Property Rights

The Service, including its original content, features, functionality, design, logos, and trademarks, is owned by Annoying Meatball and is protected by United States and international copyright, trademark, patent, trade secret, and other intellectual property laws. You may not copy, modify, distribute, sell, or lease any part of the Service without our prior written consent.

You retain ownership of any content you submit, post, or display through the Service ("User Content"). By submitting User Content, you grant us a worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free license to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, and distribute such User Content for the purpose of operating and providing the Service.

6. Third-Party Services and Links

The Service may contain links to third-party websites, services, or resources. We are not responsible for the availability, accuracy, or content of such external sites or resources. Your interactions with third parties are solely between you and the third party.

7. Subscription and Payment Terms

Annoying Meatball is an elite executive assistant service that provides unlimited calls with real-time AI coaching and scheduling. Full access is available via auto-renewing subscription:

The Breakthrough (monthly)
The Breakthrough (yearly)

If you purchase a subscription:

Payment will be charged to your iTunes Account at confirmation of purchase.
Subscription automatically renews unless auto-renew is turned off at least 24-hours before the end of the current period.
Your account will be charged for renewal within 24-hours prior to the end of the current period.
Subscriptions may be managed by you and auto-renewal may be turned off by going to your Account Settings after purchase.
Any unused portion of a free trial period, if offered, will be forfeited when you purchase a subscription to that publication, where applicable.
All fees are non-refundable except as required by law.

8. Disclaimer of Warranties

THE SERVICE IS PROVIDED ON AN "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" BASIS. WE EXPRESSLY DISCLAIM ALL WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, WHETHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, AND NON-INFRINGEMENT. WE DO NOT WARRANT THAT THE SERVICE WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED, TIMELY, SECURE, OR ERROR-FREE, OR THAT DEFECTS WILL BE CORRECTED.

9. Limitation of Liability

TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, IN NO EVENT SHALL ANNOYING MEATBALL, ITS DIRECTORS, EMPLOYEES, PARTNERS, AGENTS, SUPPLIERS, OR AFFILIATES BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION, LOSS OF PROFITS, DATA, USE, GOODWILL, OR OTHER INTANGIBLE LOSSES, RESULTING FROM YOUR USE OR INABILITY TO USE THE SERVICE.

SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OR LIMITATION OF LIABILITY FOR CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL DAMAGES, SO THE ABOVE LIMITATION MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU.

10. Indemnification

You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless Annoying Meatball and its officers, directors, employees, and agents from and against any claims, liabilities, damages, losses, and expenses, including reasonable attorneys' fees, arising out of or in any way connected with your access to or use of the Service, your violation of these Terms, or your violation of any rights of another.

11. Termination

We may terminate or suspend your account and access to the Service immediately, without prior notice or liability, for any reason, including if you breach these Terms. Upon termination, your right to use the Service will immediately cease. If you wish to terminate your account, you may do so by contacting us or through your account settings.

All provisions of these Terms which by their nature should survive termination shall survive termination, including ownership provisions, warranty disclaimers, indemnity, and limitations of liability.

12. Changes to Terms

We reserve the right, at our sole discretion, to modify or replace these Terms at any time. If a revision is material, we will provide at least 30 days' notice prior to any new terms taking effect. What constitutes a material change will be determined at our sole discretion. Your continued use of the Service after any changes constitutes acceptance of the new Terms.

13. Governing Law and Dispute Resolution

These Terms and Conditions shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of Hong Kong Special Administrative Region, the People's Republic of China (including the Law of the People's Republic of China on Safeguarding National Security in the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region). You agree to submit any dispute arising from or in connection with these Terms and Conditions to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts of Hong Kong.

14. Severability

If any provision of these Terms is held to be invalid or unenforceable by a court, the remaining provisions will remain in effect. These Terms constitute the entire agreement between us regarding the Service and supersede any prior agreements.

15. Contact Information

If you have any questions about these Terms, please contact us at:

Email: tech@meatball.social

Website: https://meatball.social