You Don't Need
Another Nudge.
Friendly reminders are for people who don't want to get things done. We built Annoying Meatball because willpower is a finite resource, but external pressure is infinite.
Born From
Pure Panic.
We didn't build Annoying Meatball because we're productivity gurus. We built it because we were terrible at getting things done. We spent more time color-coding our calendars than actually doing the work.
One night, at 3 AM, staring at a deadline we blew past a week ago, we realized the problem wasn't the tools. The problem was us. We didn't need another positive affirmation. We needed a digital entity that would look at our screen time, see 4 hours of TikTok, and ask, "Really? Again?"
So we built Annoying Meatball. It wasn't polite. It wasn't nice. But for the first time in years, we actually finished something.
RIP to our Excuses
Est. 2024
Our Philosophy
We believe comfort is the enemy of progress.
Action Over Motion
Planning is fun. Doing is hard. We prioritize the hard part. No more "optimizing workflows" to avoid actual work. If you're color-coding, you're procrastinating.
Compassionate Rigor
True care isn't letting you slack off. It's holding you to the standard you set for yourself, even when you're tired. We love you enough to be annoying.
Radical Accountability
Excuses are comforting lies. We strip them away so you can face reality and change it. "I didn't have time" usually means "It wasn't a priority."