The Anti-Lazy
Arsenal.
Everything you need to stop failing at life. No fluff. No badges. Just results.
We Call You.
You Answer.
Passive notifications are for weaklings. Meatball proactively calls and texts you to demand status updates. If you ignore us, we just call again. And again.
- Verify task completion
- Real-time excuses detection
- "Disappointed Parent" tone
Don't Type.
Just Talk.
Typing out tasks is just another form of procrastination. Tell Meatball what you need to do, and it organizes your day instantly. It's like having a secretary who hates you.
You:
"Hey Meatball, remind me to finish the deck by 5 PM or I'm fired."
Pick Your Poison
Different days require different kinds of motivation. Assemble your squad.
The General
Drill Sergeant Mode
Zero empathy. 100% volume. Will ask if you're crying yet. Perfect for when you need a boot to the face.
Nana
Passive Aggressive
"I'm not mad, just disappointed." Will mention how your cousin Timmy already finished his work.
Hype Man
Aggressively Positive
Think of a golden retriever on espresso. Will scream "LET'S GOOO" until you actually go.