Now Available on the App Store

The AI That
Bullies You
Into Success.

Stop lying to yourself. You need a digital drill sergeant, not another calendar app. Meatball calls you out until you get it done.

Tuesday, Dec 2
TODAY'S PLAN
v2
08:00
Wake up & not cry
09:30
Actual work (no doomscrolling)
12:00
Gym (Or just think about it)
14:00
pretend to work

You Have 17 Productivity Apps.
And You're Still Here.

Color-coded calendars. Gentle nudges. "Gamified" todo lists. They all fail because they treat you like a responsible adult. Newsflash: You need a babysitter.

The Old Way

  • Passive notifications you ignore
  • Typing tasks (stalling tactic)
  • No real consequences
  • Feeling guilty at 11 PM

The Meatball Way Effective

  • Proactive calls demanding updates
  • Voice-first scheduling (fast)
  • Radical accountability
  • Actually finishing things

The Toolset

We don't give you tools to organize your procrastination. We give you tools to destroy it.

Voice-Activated Scheduling

Don't type. Just talk. "Hey Meatball, remind me to file taxes tomorrow at 2." Done. It listens, processes, and organizes your life while you focus on execution.

We Call You.

Most apps wait for you to open them. We don't. Meatball proactively calls and texts to check your progress. Ignore us? We get annoying.

The Squad

Drill Sergeant, Grandma, or Hype Man? Choose your accountability partner.

No Fluff

We cut through the noise. No badges for "logging in". Only results.

Why It Works

Willpower is a finite resource. External pressure is renewable. We leverage psychology to get you moving.

Enhanced Accountability

Feel the pressure (the good kind) to follow through. When you know a call is coming, you do the work just to avoid the lecture.

Increased Productivity

Turn your plans into action with a system that demands results. We don't care about your "process", we care about your output.

Reduced Mental Load

Stop trying to remember everything. Let Meatball handle the planning logistics so you can focus 100% on doing the actual work.

Stop Vibrating.
Start Doing.

Join thousands of people who are finally getting their s**t together with Annoying Meatball.

Available on iOS