The AI That
Bullies You
Into Success.
Stop lying to yourself. You need a digital drill sergeant, not another calendar app. Meatball calls you out until you get it done.
You Have 17 Productivity Apps.
And You're Still Here.
Color-coded calendars. Gentle nudges. "Gamified" todo lists. They all fail because they treat you like a responsible adult. Newsflash: You need a babysitter.
The Old Way
- ✕ Passive notifications you ignore
- ✕ Typing tasks (stalling tactic)
- ✕ No real consequences
- ✕ Feeling guilty at 11 PM
The Meatball Way Effective
- ✓ Proactive calls demanding updates
- ✓ Voice-first scheduling (fast)
- ✓ Radical accountability
- ✓ Actually finishing things
The Toolset
We don't give you tools to organize your procrastination. We give you tools to destroy it.
Voice-Activated Scheduling
Don't type. Just talk. "Hey Meatball, remind me to file taxes tomorrow at 2." Done. It listens, processes, and organizes your life while you focus on execution.
We Call You.
Most apps wait for you to open them. We don't. Meatball proactively calls and texts to check your progress. Ignore us? We get annoying.
The Squad
Drill Sergeant, Grandma, or Hype Man? Choose your accountability partner.
No Fluff
We cut through the noise. No badges for "logging in". Only results.
Why It Works
Willpower is a finite resource. External pressure is renewable. We leverage psychology to get you moving.
Enhanced Accountability
Feel the pressure (the good kind) to follow through. When you know a call is coming, you do the work just to avoid the lecture.
Increased Productivity
Turn your plans into action with a system that demands results. We don't care about your "process", we care about your output.
Reduced Mental Load
Stop trying to remember everything. Let Meatball handle the planning logistics so you can focus 100% on doing the actual work.